Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Shoeless Nurse Goes Berserk

A nurse at a Chicago hospital went berserk last night, killing two patients and an orderly. Roberta Payne left a bloody trail behind her as she escaped from the crime scene. When last seen, the shoeless Nurse Payne’s blue uniform was in tatters and her sunken face had blood dripping from the side. This Florence Nightingale in wolf’s clothing is considered extremely dangerous; she should be avoided like the plague until the police apprehend her.
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