Monday, April 11, 2011

Rough Economy Affects Clowns

Hard times come to everyone, even beloved circus performers. The audience favorite, Rot the Clown, was seen performing at a third-rate theater recently. Things got ugly when the former mirth-maker swung at an audience member halfway during his act. To everyone’s horror the maniacal clown bit the man’s ear off, and shouted I hope you all rot in hell. Nothing is known about Rot the Clown’s current whereabouts.
Purchase your own Rot the Clown Halloween Mask.

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