Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Gang of Cyclops Pirates Spotted Along Mediterranean

The mythical beast with one eye has reportedly been spotted along the Mediterranean Sea. Passengers on another ship swear they saw the Cyclops with a telescope pressed against his forehead and wearing a pirate’s hat. When he moved away from the looking glass, his huge eye in the middle of his forehead caused witnesses to gasp. The Hellenic Navy began patrolling the waters, hoping to alleviate fears by capturing Cyclops before he made it to land. More on this story as it unfolds.
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