Friday, April 29, 2011

Screaming Corpse Attacks Motorists

Last night, a Screaming Corpse frightened several passersby along a stretch of highway in Denver. His lighted eyes made him easier to spot and eerier to those who saw him. One middle-aged woman said she heard his screams over the traffic as she drove home on the rainy night. The Screaming Corpse ran into the lightly traveled road, trying to attack motorists who sped up in order to avoid the member of the dead. The badly shaken woman mentioned the last thing she saw was the Screaming Corpse’s haunting, lit eyes in her rearview mirror. “I got the hell out of there before he attacked me,” she gasped after she arrived home safely.
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