Friday, August 26, 2011

Man in 20's Attacked by Alien

Reports from a local hospital have been verified. An Alien Face Hugger has attacked a twenty-seven-year-old man. The creature leapt onto the man as he was hiking in the mountains. Now, the unfortunate individual is battling for his life as the Alien Face Hugger tries to control the man’s body. The prognosis is bleak as doctors do all they can to break the hold the monster has on the man.
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Saturday, August 20, 2011

The Captain Pulls Into Port

He’s traveled the seven seas, now he wants to terrorize all land dwellers. Shaking Captain Flog
‘Em pulled into port last night and raised hell. Not only did he get drunk and demolish the bar on Main Street, he got into a fight and impaled a man with his deadly hook. As his entrails leaked out, the dying Man cried, “Why me?” Captain Flog ‘Em sneered at his victim and icily stated, “Because you got in the Captain’s way.” Hopefully, this will be a lesson to all and everyone will avoid the perilous pirate.
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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Giggles Looking for Laughs

A little evil clown has arrived in town. Giggles can’t control his laughter, no matter what he does.
The everlasting smirk on his face and his piercing chuckling might upset some, but Giggles is much more
dangerous than he looks. Before leaving the circus, this destructive force cut the wires on the tightrope;
used a razor on the bearded lady, cutting her facial hair and slitting her throat; and sharpened the
swords for the famed swallower to choke on. Giggles is pure hell and now he’s living near you!
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Monday, August 15, 2011

Campers Come Across Plant Creature

A terrifying Plant Creature has been seen in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Officials reported an attack by the green giant late yesterday afternoon. A group of campers were walking through the area when the Plant Creature suddenly appeared and came after them. “It was scary as hell,” a nineteen year-old girl exclaimed. “This giant plant grabbed my friend Danny and flung him around like a toy. I thought for sure he was dead.” Fortunately, none of the victims sustained life threatening injuries. However, no one can say if the same will be true the next time Plant Creature goes on a rampage.
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Friday, August 12, 2011

Goat Man, One Baaad Dude

Definitely the black sheep of the family, Evil Goat Man is making others pay for a life of misery. Half man, half goat, he possesses the worst qualities of each. Evil Goat Man escaped from the lab where cruel experiments were constantly performed on him. Now he’s striking back at everyone he encounters. Early yesterday morning Evil Goat Man viciously attacked a dairy farmer as well as the cows under his care. The farmer was taken to a local hospital, but the bovines couldn’t be saved. Watch out for Evil Goat Man, he’s one baaad dude.
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Monday, August 8, 2011

Flesh Eater Sinks Teeth In

Someone’s ready for dinner. Better hope Flesh Eater doesn’t choose you as his main course. This member of the undead is known for devouring everything he sees. Big or small, human or animal, it doesn’t matter. Flesh Eater once ate a deer he came across in the mountains and then took down the hunter who lost out on his trophy. Don’t let Flesh Eater sink his teeth in you.
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