Monday, February 14, 2011

Hibernation Cut Short for The Monster

The classic Monster is back after a long hibernation. Villagers outside of London reported seeing The Monster wandering the hills last night. His creator must have awakened him, because the timeless creature hasn’t been terrorizing anyone for quite a while. The Monster reportedly is stronger than ever, as witnessed by his uprooting of trees and flinging of cars. Luckily, no one has suffered any physical harm yet. Lock the doors! The Monster is back.
Purchase your own Monster Collector Halloween Mask.

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