Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Creature of Night has Ear Fetish

Don’t talk to strangers, unless your life depends on it. This masked chatter-box is likely to bite your ear off after bending it. Last seen mumbling to himself on Hollywood Boulevard, this creature of the night is being sought by the scientist who created him late last year. He said Chatterer is most dangerous when someone ignores him. The best course of action to take if confronted by him is to engage in conversation. Be forewarned, never interrupt him! He doesn’t take kindly to it. Keep him at arm’s length until help arrives. Purchase your own Chatterer Halloween Mask

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