Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Alien Parasite Burrows Through Elderly Lady

In a scene reminiscent of a horror movie, an alien parasite was seen burrowing its way through a human host. The grisly scene unfolded before the eyes of an elderly lady who was walking her dog late last night. “The creature burst out of the poor man,” she gasped when police arrived. “His right arm was already devoured and half of his upper torso was also missing,” the badly shaken lady offered before being taken home. Police are warning all residents to avoid contact with the alien parasite and notify authorities if they see it. Purchase your own Alien Parasite Evil Twin Costume.

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