Friday, March 25, 2011

Burly Men Flee From Spider

Early this morning a giant spider was spotted leaving a crate in a nearby warehouse. The sheer size and ferociousness of the creature made burly men working heavy machinery to flee the scene in fear. Arachnologists are convinced the Crate Spider is extremely venomous and urge the public to avoid the life threatening webs it weaves. “Do not come in contact with the Crate Spider. It is extremely dangerous and will attack even if unprovoked,” a leading expert in the field said. The last sighting of Crate Spider was still the warehouse where it was first seen. Officials are trying to contain it there to prevent the deadly insect from reaching the public.
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