Saturday, August 20, 2011

The Captain Pulls Into Port

He’s traveled the seven seas, now he wants to terrorize all land dwellers. Shaking Captain Flog
‘Em pulled into port last night and raised hell. Not only did he get drunk and demolish the bar on Main Street, he got into a fight and impaled a man with his deadly hook. As his entrails leaked out, the dying Man cried, “Why me?” Captain Flog ‘Em sneered at his victim and icily stated, “Because you got in the Captain’s way.” Hopefully, this will be a lesson to all and everyone will avoid the perilous pirate.
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