Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Fat Zombie Invades Casino

Gamblers at a crowded Atlantic City casino fled the premises early this morning when a Fat Zombie invaded the building. The slow moving fatso worked his way into a buffet line, causing diners to scream in horror. It was apparent he had his sights set on the patrons when he walked past the sumptuous food and tried to bite a man’s arm. Fortunately, the guy escaped unscathed and the zombie failed in any further attacks. Police and the casino’s security believe they have tracked the Fat Zombie to the building’s basement. They plan to subdue the member of the undead sometime today.
Purchase your own Fat Zombie Halloween Mask.

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