Bloody Psycho Must Be Stopped!

Psycho is roaming the streets of Los Angeles! Already responsible for five murders, the crazed disheveled stranger was last spotted running loose in the downtown area of the city. A homeless man witnessed the killer as he claimed his latest victim, a young father of two. “That crazy dude sliced the poor guy’s throat in broad daylight. He had a huge grin on his face as he looked at me from across the street. I ran the hell out of there,” the frightened man exclaimed. The Bloody Psycho must be stopped before more carnage occurs.
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Shoeless Nurse Goes Berserk

A nurse at a Chicago hospital went berserk last night, killing two patients and an orderly. Roberta Payne left a bloody trail behind her as she escaped from the crime scene. When last seen, the shoeless Nurse Payne’s blue uniform was in tatters and her sunken face had blood dripping from the side. This Florence Nightingale in wolf’s clothing is considered extremely dangerous; she should be avoided like the plague until the police apprehend her.
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Rough Economy Affects Clowns

Hard times come to everyone, even beloved circus performers. The audience favorite, Rot the Clown, was seen performing at a third-rate theater recently. Things got ugly when the former mirth-maker swung at an audience member halfway during his act. To everyone’s horror the maniacal clown bit the man’s ear off, and shouted I hope you all rot in hell. Nothing is known about Rot the Clown’s current whereabouts.
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Child on Murdering Spree

Whatever happened to childhood innocence? Apparently, Murdering Molly never possessed any because this little tyke went on a killing rampage that shocked the community. The crazed Murdering Molly bludgeoned three innocent people, leaving her dress and shoes soaked in blood. Her vacant eyes and curled lips indicated she’ll be happy to repeat her murderous deeds if given another chance.
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Gang of Cyclops Pirates Spotted Along Mediterranean

The mythical beast with one eye has reportedly been spotted along the Mediterranean Sea. Passengers on another ship swear they saw the Cyclops with a telescope pressed against his forehead and wearing a pirate’s hat. When he moved away from the looking glass, his huge eye in the middle of his forehead caused witnesses to gasp. The Hellenic Navy began patrolling the waters, hoping to alleviate fears by capturing Cyclops before he made it to land. More on this story as it unfolds.
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Bigfoot Sighting in Tennessee

The legend is back! Another Bigfoot sighting was reported late last night in the woods of Tennessee. A group of campers came out of their site last night when they heard loud, animal cries pierce the tranquil setting. “I saw him alright, as clear as day. His huge body and menacing face frightened me, but the thing that proved he was Sasquatch were his big feet,” one of the startled men told reporters. The evidence that was left behind suggests something was roaming the area last night. If it was Bigfoot or just another hoax remains to be seen.
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Farmers Flee From Zombie Scarecrow

Protector of the fields, Zombie Scarecrow is made of more than straw. Coming to life in the darkness, Zombie Scarecrow now roams the landscape on the trail of flesh and blood. Farmers and their families have fled in terror when Zombie Scarecrow paid them a visit. The undead walk the earth, and Zombie Scarecrow leads the charge.
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